March 2012
During a math test.
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
“Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.”
– Edna St.Vincent Millay (via Swanfeather Songs)
“Religions like Christianity and Islam entirely depend on this notion of free...”
– Sam Harris (via stephybs20)
“I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...”
– Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via quote-book)
my thoughts during school
me: why
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
me: ugh
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
When a pen dies
Me: There were times I didn't even think you were a pen.
Me: But let me tell you this, you were the best writing utensil
Me: The most pen... pen that I've ever known.
Me: And no one will ever convince me that you ran out of ink, so there.
Me: I was so alone, writing an essay, and I owe you so much.
Me: But please there's just one more thing, one more thing
Me: One more miracle, Pen, for me
Me: Don't be... dead.
Pen:
“The problem with religion—as with Nazism, Stalinism, or any other totalitarian...”
– Sam Harris (via untenured)
