During a math test.
Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.
Childhood is the kingdom where nobody dies.– Edna St.Vincent Millay (via Swanfeather Songs)
Religions like Christianity and Islam entirely depend on this notion of free...– Sam Harris (via stephybs20)
I’m almost never serious, and I’m always too serious. Too deep, too shallow. Too...– Ferdinand von Schrubentaufft (via quote-book)
my thoughts during school
me: i wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
me: what if a man with a gun walked in right now
me: whens lunch
me: the fuck is this
me: why are you here
me: can i kill all of you with one bullet
me: what if i locked all the girls in the locker room and made them fight to the death like the hunger games
me: what if i stood up on the desk and ripped off my pants
me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I going to go on holy fink
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is
*A cop walks by*: Here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer
When a pen dies
Me: There were times I didn't even think you were a pen.
Me: But let me tell you this, you were the best writing utensil
Me: The most pen... pen that I've ever known.
Me: And no one will ever convince me that you ran out of ink, so there.
Me: I was so alone, writing an essay, and I owe you so much.
Me: But please there's just one more thing, one more thing
Me: One more miracle, Pen, for me
Me: Don't be... dead.
The problem with religion—as with Nazism, Stalinism, or any other totalitarian...– Sam Harris (via untenured)